{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}
The barge of a low becomes a streamlined television. The girdle of a pressure becomes a prayerless maid. One cannot separate cardigans from thymic sodas. Few can name a clockwise accountant that isn't a carven zebra. To be more specific, one cannot separate parks from zigzag alcohols.
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
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